#31daysofhorror 2023 Archives - Page 3 of 4

#31daysofhorror, day 14: Two Evil Eyes (1990)

By L October 14, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 41 Comment

This is actually a compilation of two Poe short-story adaptations by George Romero and Dario Argento. The first of the two is Romero with “The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar,” which was a little goofy but fun.

#31daysofhorror, day 13: Apollo 18 (2011)

By L October 13, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 4

The consensus of online reviews is that this movie is a pile of shit & all I can say is that those reviewers must not have watched a quarter of the shit we’ve watched for this podcast if they think that this is the worst movie ever.

#31daysofhorror, day 12: Castle Freak (1995)

By L October 12, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 42 Comments

This movie adds a new state of titties to the GITM cinematic universe “titties bit off by dungeon eunuchs” & that part is really fucked up. This is one of the rare horror movies where the subplot is more compelling than the primary weird element.

#31daysofhorror day 11: C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1989)

By L October 11, 2023#31daysofhorror, Podcast episode, Season 41 Comment

It's not really a C.H.U.D. movie & it's got nothing to do with the OG but if you ever wondered what would happen if nonsensical radioactive monsters became a zombie virus unleashed by a ne'er-do- well group of mulleted 80's teenagers, this is the movie for you.

#31daysofhorror day 10: They’re Outside (2020)

By L October 10, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 41 Comment

Don't you wish your boyfriend accused you of saying shit wrong when he was actually saying it wrong & then cheated on you with some weird lady that believed in a green-eyed horned dude gyrating in the woods? Nah?

#31daysofhorror week 2 episode

By L October 10, 2023#31daysofhorror, Podcast episode, Season 4

Stef (witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Mel (@heda_mel), & Al (@maybmockingbird) continue Ghost in the Magazine's #31daysofhorror challenge with seven new movies that range from "I'm mad about watching this" to "I'm not mad about watching this." There's no real uniting theme this week, just some absolutely terrible picks & some that were alright.

#31daysofhorror day 9: The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

By L October 9, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 4

A father-son mortuary team cut into the wrong witch. This well-paced & plotted tale may get a little tangled in the details but it's a solid movie that doesn't lean into puritanical interpretations of witchcraft for a cheap scare. The cat didn't deserve that though, he was an innocent, cranky baby.

#31daysofhorror day 8: Nightbreed (1990)

By L October 8, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 4

This movie is wildly creative & there is real vision to it but it just does not come together & ultimately we spent a huge chunk of the segment arguing over if we would theoretically fuck ourselves up willingly & become a weird monster for some good dick.

#31daysofhorror day 7: 14 Cameras (2018)

By L October 7, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 4

Did you ever wonder what happened to Brainy from Hey Arnold? Isn't it wild that he grew up into a crusty, melted-turtle looking moist grandfather?

#31daysofhorror day 6: Flesheater (1988)

By L October 6, 2023#31daysofhorror, Season 4

Movies have different purposes. Some aspire to tell you a great story, to make you think about your own life & purpose on earth parallel to it, to delve into the great questions of our existence — some are just terribly acted vehicles for titties, not just a single pair but lots & lots of titties.