Ridiculous premise, ancient cursed coin, teddy bear cranks it Supernatural does a lot of things just right enough to evade notice but they straight up did our boy dirty here…
So get this — there's this portal to hell & someone built a hotel there or something. & it's run by a dapper but understandably cranky old dude & has a resident disheveled old dude & they hired this easily surprised lady to throw a New Years Eve bash on the 12th anniversary of the third supernatural massacre in the hotel's history.
Nintendo 64 CGI, sniveling bootlicker Dr. Ted, cute tho! Did I fall asleep during this movie & have to rewatch it? Several times. Was it worth rewatching? No. Was Ted…
Man with ridiculously accurate surname Dennis Skinner is a sexy serial killer who rents a room from Ricki Lake & not that Geoff Tate while he works a weirdly urban-appearing industrial area in a small town.
Greasy ex-boyfriend, the OG oblivious man, goofy gore Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) kick off Ted Raimi month (Noblivion) with the movie that started it all — the 1989 slasher…