30-year-old teenage titties, dusty grandpa, party time excellent
Movies have different purposes. Some aspire to tell you a great story, to make you think about your own life & purpose on earth parallel to it, to delve into the great questions of our existence — some are just terribly acted vehicles for titties, not just a single pair but lots & lots of titties. This movie is the latter. If you’re into the ’80s aesthetic, titties, & acting stiffer than your cock, this is probably the movie for you. Oh yeah, there’s a dusty grandpa in there as well, slitting throats & sending torrents of fake blood over said titties. He’s the moderator, he’s a graphite rod, without the dusty grandpa this movie would reach cinematic trash critical mass. Is it a good movie? Fuck no it isn’t. Is it weirdly amusing to watch a dusty murder grandpa avenge the bad acting? Yeah, sure.
— L
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Stef: 1 C.H.U.D.
L: 1.5 C.H.U.D.s
Average: 1 C.H.U.D.
