Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Mel (@heda_mel), & Matt peruse this weeks selections ranging from sequels that don't belong in the franchise at all to cosmic horror classics.
While it’s not technically a bad movie & some of the effects were incredibly amusing, One Dark Night seemed exhaustingly long even though it was only an hour and a half.
Jeffrey Combs & Barbara Crampton are the ultimate horror dream team & this movie is absolutely unhinged in the best way. Even if it was nothing but Dr. Praetorius’ transformation from sniggering Jordan Peterson clone with a fur rug glued to his chest into a horny, moist, graboid into a Jim Carrey Anglerfish monster, I would love this movie.
This is actually a compilation of two Poe short-story adaptations by George Romero and Dario Argento. The first of the two is Romero with “The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar,” which was a little goofy but fun.
The consensus of online reviews is that this movie is a pile of shit & all I can say is that those reviewers must not have watched a quarter of the shit we’ve watched for this podcast if they think that this is the worst movie ever.
This movie adds a new state of titties to the GITM cinematic universe “titties bit off by dungeon eunuchs” & that part is really fucked up. This is one of the rare horror movies where the subplot is more compelling than the primary weird element.
It's not really a C.H.U.D. movie & it's got nothing to do with the OG but if you ever wondered what would happen if nonsensical radioactive monsters became a zombie virus unleashed by a ne'er-do- well group of mulleted 80's teenagers, this is the movie for you.
Don't you wish your boyfriend accused you of saying shit wrong when he was actually saying it wrong & then cheated on you with some weird lady that believed in a green-eyed horned dude gyrating in the woods? Nah?