Episode 139: #31daysofhorror week 3 episode
Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Mel (@heda_mel), & Matt peruse this weeks selections ranging from sequels that don't belong in the franchise at all to cosmic horror classics.
#31daysofhorror, day 17: One Dark Night (1982)
While it’s not technically a bad movie & some of the effects were incredibly amusing, One Dark Night seemed exhaustingly long even though it was only an hour and a half.
#31daysofhorror day 16: From Beyond (1986)
Jeffrey Combs & Barbara Crampton are the ultimate horror dream team & this movie is absolutely unhinged in the best way. Even if it was nothing but Dr. Praetorius’ transformation from sniggering Jordan Peterson clone with a fur rug glued to his chest into a horny, moist, graboid into a Jim Carrey Anglerfish monster, I would love this movie.
#31daysofhorror, day 15: Hell House, LLC. 2: The Abbadon Hotel (2018)
The OG Hell House LLC was a solidly alright watch. Did it have its problems? Sure enough. Was it watchable? Passably.
#31daysofhorror, day 14: Two Evil Eyes (1990)
This is actually a compilation of two Poe short-story adaptations by George Romero and Dario Argento. The first of the two is Romero with “The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar,” which was a little goofy but fun.
#31daysofhorror, day 13: Apollo 18 (2011)
The consensus of online reviews is that this movie is a pile of shit & all I can say is that those reviewers must not have watched a quarter of the shit we’ve watched for this podcast if they think that this is the worst movie ever.
#31daysofhorror, day 12: Castle Freak (1995)
This movie adds a new state of titties to the GITM cinematic universe “titties bit off by dungeon eunuchs” & that part is really fucked up. This is one of the rare horror movies where the subplot is more compelling than the primary weird element.
#31daysofhorror day 11: C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1989)
It's not really a C.H.U.D. movie & it's got nothing to do with the OG but if you ever wondered what would happen if nonsensical radioactive monsters became a zombie virus unleashed by a ne'er-do- well group of mulleted 80's teenagers, this is the movie for you.
#31daysofhorror day 10: They’re Outside (2020)
Don't you wish your boyfriend accused you of saying shit wrong when he was actually saying it wrong & then cheated on you with some weird lady that believed in a green-eyed horned dude gyrating in the woods? Nah?
#31daysofhorror week 2 episode
Stef (witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Mel (@heda_mel), & Al (@maybmockingbird) continue Ghost in the Magazine's #31daysofhorror challenge with seven new movies that range from "I'm mad about watching this" to "I'm not mad about watching this." There's no real uniting theme this week, just some absolutely terrible picks & some that were alright.