Episode 143: Skinner

Shirtless Ted Raimi, goofy nemesis, not Queensryche Geoff Tate

Man with ridiculously accurate surname Dennis Skinner is a sexy serial killer who rents a room from Ricki Lake & not that Geoff Tate while he works a weirdly urban-appearing industrial area in a small town. We’re not sure exactly what his M.O. is — is he just collecting skins or is he trying to bang sex workers in his skin suit & would let them go if they just kept their eyes shut? We will never know, nor do we really care. He’s being trailed by a hot but fucked up former victim seeking revenge. There’s a wild moment where he steals a coworker’s skin because he got body checked over dissing a haircut that was only slightly more outrageously 90s than his own. But the plot & motivations aren’t important, there’s a lot of shirtless Ted Raimi shots, sometimes covered in blood & he does that fucking adorable goofy voice jump whenever he gets aggressive… Shit, I probably shouldn’t have watched this while I was ovulating.

— L

Episode

Host ratings

L: This gets 4 C.H.U.D.s from me for feral reasons.
Stef: 4 C.H.U.D.s

Average: Honorary 5 C.H.U.D.s