31daysofhorror, day 25: The Farm (2018)

Attempts unnerving delivers boring, gratuitous shocks, gross

A film that tries to coast by on pure shock and tracking shots that linger for far too long. A forgettable cast of interchangeable faceless baddies and a final girl we have no emotional attachment to. A couple stop several times in the American south-west on-route to California. Stopping to spend the night at a rented cabin the lady awakes to find herself surrounded by plastic animal masked people on a human farm. Think you understand how gross this is? Two words. Dairy. Herd.

— Jay

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Host ratings

Jay: -0.5
Mel: 0.5
Sadee: Never ask me about this movie again.
Al: -1mill

Average: we’re calling it -0.5/no C.H.U.D.s