#31daysofhorror day 1: Portal (2020)

#31daysofhorror day 1: Portal (2020)

Ghost hunters, magical native trope, demons

Have you ever wondered what would happen if some cursed native stuff happened & everything was white-people demons & the ghost hunters on hand weren’t even the knock-off Zac Baggins crew but some hungry YouTubers with normal haircuts? Neither have we. This movie was legitimately a hot mess & had no redeeming qualities. Well, except leaning hard into the trope that sleezy motherfuckers are always willing to risk it all for capitalist glory. But whoa pardner, capitalism ain’t bad, this guy that is just like every other basic guy & is responding as incentivized is just a bad dude. Aren’t you tired? We’re tired.

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Host ratings

L: 0.5 C.H.U.D.s
Stef: 0.5 C.H.U.D.s
Matt: -1 C.H.U.D.s
Al: 1 C.H.U.D.
Average: 0.5 C.H.U.D.s

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